Yes, we built a clicker game. No, we are not sorry.
The real joke embedded in the game — if you play long enough — is that it's an accurate metaphor for how class action settlements actually work. You file a claim (click). You wait. Money trickles in. If enough people do it, the numbers get interesting. If most people don't bother, the company wins by default.
The "Claims Bot" upgrade is particularly on-the-nose. In reality, there are services that auto-file eligible claims on your behalf. Some are legitimate. The difference between those and the fake ones is roughly the difference between a Claims Bot and a Pocket Judge — one is a plausible shortcut, the other is fantasy.
The actual point
Filing claims is tedious. It's meant to be. The friction is a feature, not a bug — companies settle knowing that claim rates will be low, which means the real cost to them is a fraction of the headline number. Every person who doesn't file is essentially donating their share back to the defendant.
The game is dumb. The money is real. Go check what you qualify for.